26 Hilarious Dog Thoughts You Won't Want To Miss (All New)

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May 17, 2018 11:00 AM EDT

From the twitter page creators of @dogrates, (yes that twitter page that lets you send pics of your date for a rating) they also bring you... @DogFeelings! A page basically dedicated to what a dog is feeling and his thoughts that must be shared ASAP!

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  • 01
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart 2:51 PM 27 Jan 2018 48,354 Retweets 218,018 Likes ti 48K 729 218K
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  • 02
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i just started my shift. watching the skittle under the fridge. part of me thinks. it may never move. but then again. what if it does 12:22 PM 14 May 2018 5,724 Retweets 56,071 Likes ti 5.7K 181 56K
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  • 03
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow WE HAVE NEW NEIGHBORS. THEY ARE UNPACKING AND OH MY GOODNESS THEY HAVE A PUP FREN. I REPEAT THEY HAVE A PUP. WE HAVE A NEW NEIGHBOR PUP FREN 10:18 AM 8 May 2018 8,417 Retweets 103,381 Likes VOTE ti8.4K 437 103K
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  • 04
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i heard. that today is about the moms. and although i technically adopted. my stuffed fren sebastian. i still hope. he got me something nice 10:40 AM 13 May 2018 10,208 Retweets 99,546 Likes suRICE ti10K 183 100K
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  • 05
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings the human went over. and said hi to the new neighbors. then returned to inform me. that they have several small humans. and if i were to say hi. i would have to be. very gentle 4:15 PM - 9 May 2018 7,712 Retweets 91,096 Likes LI 7.7K 265 91K
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  • 06
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings sometimes. certain areas of the floor can be tastier. than others. this has been a puplick surface announcement 12:10 PM 17 Apr 2018 12,719 Retweets 93,638 Likes ti 13K 311 94K
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  • 07
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i finally said hi to the new neighbors. i took my stuffed fren sebastian with me. to break the ice of course. the new neighbor pup seemed to like him. and one of the small humans. gave me a hug. i think it went well 4:35 PM - 10 May 2018 8,019 Retweets 98,489 Likes ti 8.0K 98K 278
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  • 08
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings a human stopped by the household. with a package. so i met them at the door. with my favorite bone. ready to barter. but they just smiled at me. left the package. and drove away 11:20 AM 29 Apr 2018 5,563 Retweets 64,778 Likes READ 15.6K 139 65K
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  • 09
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. THIS IS QUITE UNEXPECTED. THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. MY TAIL IS BLURRY. AND YOU BET. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN 1:56 PM -30 Apr 2018 26,975 Retweets 178,739 Likes t 27K 439 179K
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  • 10
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings we went on a big walk. i was even allowed to bring. my stuffed fren sebastian. he sat in the wagon with my other fren. while i navigated.. when the household became visible. on the way back. the human unhooked my leash and i ran the rest of the way. i was so speedy 4:34 PM - 30 Apr 2018 7,187 Retweets 84,779 Likes Li 7.2K 241 85K
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  • 11
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i have just completed. my final security lap around the household. all is well. ready your snoozles. the nighttime is here 7:21 PM - 2 May 2018 9,329 Retweets 88,540 Likes Li9.3K 271 89K С
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  • 12
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings the human hasn't smiled much today. and i'm not sure why. but i have a squeaker toy that looks like a cupcake. and i am coming. to the rescue 8:12 PM - 3 May 2018 37,038 Retweets 224,324 Likes 541 i37K 224K
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  • 13
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings gooooob morning. before the human left the household today. they promised my fren and i. they'd come home early. so we can go on a family adventure. i shall wait by the door. until that time 7:52 AM-13 Apr 2018 8,397 Retweets 93,009 Likes L8.4K 93K 256
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  • 14
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings it was raining during our walk today. but that's alright. the human brought an umbrella. andi hopped in a puddle 10:20 AM 6 May 2018 4,553 Retweets 58,782 Likes ti 4.6K 121 59K
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  • 15
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings gooooob morning. i just completed. a series of elaborate stretchems. the world isn't ready for me 6:41 AM - 7 May 2018 9,626 Retweets 78,790 Likes L9.6K 190 79K
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  • 16
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings sometimes. after a passionate bork. my tooth can get stuck. on the outside of my mouth and i become way less intimidating. than is ideal 7:24 PM - 24 Apr 2018 8,082 Retweets 72,275 Likes t8.1K 72K 319
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  • 17
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings gooooob morning. i tried to eat a flower. but the human ssaw me. before i got a taste. i have no excuse for my actions. it just looked yummy 8:09 AM -23 Apr 2018 13,016 Retweets 98,157 Likes LI 13K 269 98K
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  • 18
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings the human and the human's fren. are going to the movies tonight. and once again. my fren and i were not invited. not even my stuffed fren sebastian. was asked to go. oh well. we will have our own infinity war. with toilet paper. and whatever shoes we can find 4:42 PM - 26 Apr 2018 14,502 Retweets 93,168 Likes L15K 374 93K
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  • 19
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i think. something we've been overlooking. for some time now. is that i love you 6:42 PM - 22 Apr 2018 13,132 Retweets 79,729 Likes t 13K 290 80K
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  • 20
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings you have a legal obligation. to let me rest my noggin. in your lap. whenever i so desire. it's the law 6:12 PM 18 Apr 2018 15,805 Retweets 106,787 Likes Li 16K 444 107K
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  • 21
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i encountered a tiny human. at the park today. who happened to have a stick. which i desired greatly. they seemed to know this. because they did not relinquish it to me. until i gave them a hug 8:46 AM -15 Apr 2018 6,042 Retweets 67,781 Likes ti 6.0K 115 68K
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  • 22
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings the human rolled a ball. right by my snoot. signaling the start of playtime. but there's no time for that. i have way more important things going on right now. like monitoring this skittle. under the fridge 3:19 PM 10 Apr 2018 6,921 Retweets 61,526 Likes 1 6.9K 182 62K
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  • 23
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings on the walk this morning. we passed our neighbor. who knelt down. to say i am a very good dog. my human interrupted and said. they tell me that all the time. i quickly glanced back to indicate. that they should. let this new person tell me 9:50 AM -9 Apr 2018 9,072 Retweets 80,766 Likes L9.1K 150 81K
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  • 24
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings the human and i. decided to watch a movie together. they kept getting annoyed though because apparently. i fell asleep. during all the good parts 8:07 PM -6 Apr 2018 3,719 Retweets 48,343 Likes 13.7K 138 48K
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  • 25
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow the night snoozle is upon us once more. i've tucked my stuffed fren sebastian. under my chin. he's afraid of the dark. but i will protect him. no matter what 7:20 PM 4 Apr 2018 6,733 Retweets 64,295 Likes t 6.7K 268 64K
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  • 26
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human has this device. that removes my hair. from their nice clothes. in several swift rolls. i have stolen it. and now. i must destroy it 7:09 AM - 29 Mar 2018 11,116 Retweets 88,051 Likes L11K 230 88K
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